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86 Funny Screen Names in Poker. Warning: may result in a chatban. Online poker being an 18+ pastime, expect sick, twisted black humor ahead and political correctness to leave the room. Perhaps this is why poker has been a great catalyst to help characterise an on-screen actor. The list of films or TV programs where poker was played and how it was used to define a character is way too long to list in an article. However, below is a list of my top ten great TV or film moments that have involved the game of poker.

2. UPay4MyWeed
4. UTGwithURmom
6. I_BUTTSEX_U
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8. QQfullofAIDS
10. lol_blackpeople
12. cumonmyface
14. childpredator

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15. BakeJewAt450
17. MyVPIPisurIQ
19. Waiting4Gus
21. IBLUFFULOL
23. THE F DO

Poker Funny Moments Fails

25. ILuv2Jo
27. iclickbuttons
29. JabbaTheHUD
31. AvgSizedPenis
33. givemeurjewgold
35. 1800-SUICIDE
37. SitandGoBroke

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Funny Moments On Avatar

40. AAs to Mouth
42. FRO REALLY?
44. DontDoCoke
46. awesomeslut
48. therapist
50. WWRJD
52. ShortBusBully
54. looked_18_to_me
56. IDropDeuces
58. LastAnalHero
60. MikeHunt
62. OhScissorMe
64. where_teh_americans

Funny Moments Videos

66. isaidTOPTOP
68. tap that ace
70. CALL IM BAD
72. THAIWIFE
74. Got Aids
76. BeepBeepImaJeep
78. Jesus's Donk
80. Women=Rake
82. iflipburgs
84. handsolo
86. 2 nice tits

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These tips won't make you a millionaire but they will be very useful for the beginner. My poker playing tips have come from the experience of playing many hands so sharing the mistakes in my early days and the resultant killer poker tips will mean that you will never make these mistakes as a beginner!
Mix it up -- don't be predictable. Poker is not simply about having the best hand. You can even win with a very poor hand if you bluff well enough. Don't always dump your hand if it is not a good one and don't immediately raise if you have a good one. Your opponents will see this as predictable and easy to identify behaviour and eventually will have you worked out.
Watch poker on TV -- this is perhaps the easiest of my poker playing tips. There are many tournaments that you can find on TV and even some internet channels. Typically, they will show you the hole cards owned by each player which are face down on a transparent table with a camera positioned below. These pros can give you killer poker playing tips on all aspects of the game, but especially bluffing which is perhaps the hardest aspect to perfect.
Play the free money tables -- all online poker rooms have free tables, also known as freeroll tables. If you are just starting out, this is the best of the poker playing tips to follow. In fact, if you are confused about the basic mechanics of the game such as raising, checking, calling etc., then free poker rooms are the best way to learn. Just learn the winning hands and forget the rest because you can learn the remainder of the game from free money tables.
Play the low money tables -- once you have mastered the basic mechanics of the game, you should consider playing the low money tables. Even if you have much to learn still about poker, playing the the low money tables is one of the best poker playing tips because only here will you start to observe the unique behaviour of players when they can win or lose real money. The free tables are fun but the player behaviour is not that of true poker because players have nothing to lose and nothing to gain! Even if you are playing only very low stakes, you will see the real game and you will not be risking more than a few cents each game.
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